My Letter to Jesus

Dear Jesus:

Congratulations! You've just received a new furry faced addition to your kingdom, she always thought she was a lion. But I feel I should warn you that she comes with a lot of responsibility:

-she only likes the smelliest wet food there is
-she goes in the fridge for up to 15 minutes (set the timer, you'll forget, believe me(
-she only wants to be petted when she wants you to pet her
-let her run her whiskers through the brush every now and then, makes her feel special
-she likes to watch tv as she dozes off, don't worry she'll watch whatever you're watching
-she purrs constantly, I don't think she ever really knew what purring meant
-she likes to go outside, except now we wish she didn't
-but she'll come back, and then want to go back out, then come back
-she likes to drink your milk from your bowl after you eat your cereal, don't worry thought she's patient and will wait for you to finish
-we always allowed her on the table when dad wasn't around, gives it  thrill for when he is around and she sneaks up there and we all act like its a shock
-if she wonders in your room and starts to stare out the window, don't question it, thats just her
-if there is sun shining in on a floor somewhere, you can bet your angels she'll be in it sprawled out as far as her muscles will allow her
-when you take your garments out of the dryer let her lay on them, she likes the warmth
-and when you're making your bed she will hide under the sheets, just continue your business and she'll purr for you
-leave bags out for her to hop on and crawl in, she's weird
-if you find fluff balls or sardine toys laying around, don't move them, she talks to them at night as if we all can't hear her, it was the cutest thing ever
-when you come home and she's asleep, she doesn't mind getting woken up for a hug, cause she'll fall right back to sleep after you've gotten your fix
-she can jump up to high places but will meow until you come get her down, she's like a cow, she can go up but can't come down
-she's not a huge shedder so don't worry too much bout that
-around Christmas time we used to like to put tape on her paws and watch her walk around all freaked out
-don't forget to remind her to send Winston holiday cards

and please don't forget how much we love and will miss our baby. take good care of her and keep her fluffy. i know her and Felix are together again. and I am excited for the day I get to join them in Heaven with You sir.

Forever yours
Megan